woodwindwielder:

my recital poster went live today

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Band Songs
French Horn: FROM THE BAND ROOOOOOM TO THE FIELD (to the field) TILL THE SPIT DRIPS FROM MY VALVES AND AAALL YOU BITCHES CLAP
Flutes: She's first chair and I'm playin too flat, sittin in the second row with all the clarinets and if YOU COULD HEAR THAT I AM TRYING TO ROLL IN
Trumpets: My band director don't.My band director don't.My band director don't want us to play high C's son
Clarinets: Let's gather round the podium and sing our band geek song it's the S-Q-U-E-A-K-Y I hate my liiife song
Saxophones: Sooome day, Iiii'll be, playin tenor sax and all you're ever gonna be altoooo.Why you gotta suck so bad?
Percussion: I'ma teach you how to buzz roll son I got 99 problems but a pitch ain't one
Oboe: The double reed is broooken and they're real expenSIVE.BAND DIRECTOR'S PISSED AND GIVING ME A GLARE
Basoon: I'm all about that bass bout that bass no treble
Tuba: *Rick Ross grunt in the background*
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molly-things:

One of the highlights of our marching show

October 21st | 172

marchingband-problems:

226. Brassholes

October 21st | 340

daft-doll:

From our last competition on Oct. 18 2014 
This was during the awards.

October 21st | 377

kylecasey:

Lets play cards against humanity and watch DCI while eating pizza

October 12th | 1393
October 11th | 2018

paulsrockinpagoda:

presidentobarna:

leaf-jelly:

131-di:

illogicalhumanoid:

brickiestsurgeon:

131-di:

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

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talk dirty to me

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

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i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

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my counter:

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piccolo trombone 

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